Mariah Carey's Hot Ass of a Mess NFL "Triumphant" Performance / by


My title does not lie. This was atrocious! The much hyped and highly anticipated NFL performance from Mariah Carey of her new single "Triumphant (Get 'Em)" was just a let down. It was a hot ass mess. I don't even know what the hell I was watching. I still can't believe that her team and Jermaine Dupri are going forward with this single. It's clearly garbage.

This performance was all over the place. I got lost, dazed and confused as I watched it. She wasn't even in the beginning of the performance. She came out in the middle of the song, as if she was fashionably late but that wasn't the case because she looked like a beluga whale cladded in gold. She just needs to go somewhere and sit her happy ass down and raise dem babies. Watch the performance below.






I just don't get it. Who on earth liked that? It just wasn't cute. It wasn't hot, it shouldn't have happened. She just needs to scrape the failure off of her face and move on to the next single because this one has crashed and burned.